The Monster Under the Bed is about to learn the difference between cover and concealment...

I gave my older daughter a copy of Larry Correia's excellent novel Monster Hunter International.  She immediately fell in love with The Abomination; a fully automatic, short-barreled shotgun that takes twenty-round magazines, has an under-barrel grenade launcher, and even sports a bayonet for opening cans of ravioli.  It fell upon me to explain that Abomination violated nearly every federal firearm law and that I could not add one to the gun safe.  I think the NRA just got another life member.